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Hedge

i was given this at a birthday that was not mine. everyone else's popped by the car park. mine did not. i do not ask why.

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HEDGE.EXE

PLACES IT SHOULD HAVE POPPED

the meadow is the easy part. i have taken it everywhere sharp. you can take it out too. hold the string to pull it down, let go and it floats. mind my back.

CH 01 · WALK HIM

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HOLD = DOWN · LET GO = UP · MIND HIS BACK

hold to pull him down. let go to float. do not touch the spines.

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WIND4 KN

SPINES5,000

POPPEDNO

BEST WALK0 M

WALKED HERE0 M

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Hedge on a night bus holding the balloon — the night bus. a man with an umbrella sat down. i stood up.

Hedge in a dentist's chair with the balloon — the dentist said open wide. i said not near the balloon.

Hedge at a bowling lane with the balloon — bowling. i did not bowl. i held it very still for two hours.

Hedge next to a giant birthday candle — somebody's birthday. not mine again. i stood well back.

Hedge in a crowd of bursting party balloons — everyone else's went at once. mine did not. i did not stay to talk about it.

Hedge under a garden sprinkler at dusk — the sprinkler. it is wet but it is up.

Hedge riding a mall escalator — the escalator. going up, which helped.

Hedge beside a porcupine opening its arms — my cousin. we do not hug. we wave from a distance.

Hedge alone on the dusk meadow — the meadow. the easy part.

HEDGE · IT IS STILL UP not booted